13- I hold long deep detailed conversations with dead people but only in my sleep.
12-Signing all my checks "Mrs. Rock".
11-My time needs better skedualing.
10-I work only to irritate my boss.
9-So I'm compulsive obsessive.
8-So I'm compulsive obsessive.
7-My other personality is named Hermione Erica Granger Kane.
6-My last visit just seamed right.
5-I spent 200. bucks on maple syrup cuz the tree's on the bottle make me feel more green.
4-I 'm into the smell of rubber.
3- I did so write those lyrics for Dr. Demento, damn it. Haa- Haa- Hee-Hee!
2- I am able to inject my own insulin before shock therapy.
1- The three week cold war I held with that foreign service dude that provided my Internet service.
i won the battle i did! my refusal to talk to that non english speaking dingle berry worked. i win!
so what if my hubby was forced to do it, my stubbornness won in the long run
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You seem kinda normal to me.
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